Free Adult Toys On The I-40
A semi-truck and a box truck collided on a highway…If you’re strapped for cash but have been meaning to buy a new adult toy, this is your chance, just make sure you sanitize! The incident that took place on Wednesday morning involved an 18-wheeler spilling over and releasing a lot of junk on the highway.
The accident was caught by Skynews 9 reporter Jim Gardner flying above in a helicopter. The very professional news anchor tried to keep his composure and dance around the truth when pressed by a co-worker about what he could see spilling out onto the I-40.
The Wreck Spilled What?
The anchor did his spiel and describe where the accident took place exactly on Mustang and pointed out that it was essentially blocking an off ramp and warned viewers that if you have to go that way, it will be a slow down for sure.
Unfortunately, when her threw it back to the studio, his colleague didn’t get the hint and threw it right back to him asking the dreaded question. “Jim can you tell what he’s carrying there?” She paused a bit and asked again, “what’s all over the road?”
Dead air ensued something no news broadcast wants but Gardner was not about to lose his job that day! The anchors back in the newsroom wouldn’t give it up. If taking hints would get them a raise, they didn’t get it.
— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) September 15, 2022
“Looks Like Some Kind Of Parcel”
Gardner continued to stay silent but his co-workers and the shady cameraman were hard at work. They zoomed in and asked probing questions. They even tried to read labels on the boxes. “Looks like some boxes,” one says the other admits he can’t see “not really” he reports back.
“Some kind of parcel” chimes in another. Finally getting back to the story at hand, they share that the driver is not injured.
“No injuries but, uh, there’s a lot of stuff laying on the road. Whatever it is it’s gonna take a while to clean up,” they deduce before getting Gardner out of that sticky situation.
Internet Sleuths Are On The Case
Many people commented on the broadcast and finished off the reporting for SkyNews9. “Uhm… it looks like this wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40! Great camera work,” wrote one follower who also spotted that lube was available as well.
Another commented on the new reporters refusal to participate. “That long beat – dare I say pregnant pause – before he says “Ummm, I have no idea what that is. Can you see? Because I just can’t tell I don’t know what any of that could be…””
Needless to say, some of the bottles of lube were run over leaving the I-40 good to go!