Tristan 'Trimester' Thompson ROASTED For Inspirational Message About 'Patterns'

Tristan Thompson is getting absolutely obliterated online.

The NBA player recently shared an Instagram about “patterns,” and fans had a heyday with his corny post.

In case you haven’t been keeping up with Tristan, he’s been gallivanting around Greece and St. Tropez this past week.

Earlier in the week, he was spotted holding hands with a mystery brunette in Mykonos, Greece, and followed it up by a casual day on Tommy Hilfiger’s yacht.

More recently, the Chicago Bulls players shared a photo of himself in an all-white outfit.

He’s sitting on a patterned chair in front of a patterned curtain. Tristan captioned the photo, “Patterns and details is everything ⚪️???.”

Obviously, the “patterns and details” portion of the caption is a nod to the patterned aesthetic of the curtain and chair.

However, people went off on Tristan in the comments section.

“And some patterns are hard to break ?‍♀️,” one person commented.

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“So is being loyal,” another hit back given Tristan’s track record of cheating scandals and baby mama drama.

“You know all about patterns alright,” and “Yeah if the pattern is betrayal and dishonesty” were among some other jabs made at Tristan’s expense.

One person brought his ex-girlfriend Khloe Kardashian into the picture.

“True THAT. Maybe Khloe should have payed more attention to your patterns,” they commented.

This commenter gave the basketball star some sound advice writing, “Condoms are everything too, bruh!”

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Earlier this month, Tristan once again tried his hand at issuing some advice and inspiration on his Instagram.

“You can't fall if you don't climb. No happiness in living your life on the ground. Keep climbing, step by step,” he wrote along with a photo of himself at the base of an elegant staircase.

And you can just imagine what people had to say about “keep climbing.”

“Your quotes will never change the person you are.”

“Climb to the vasectomy ??”

“Ohhh just shut up Tristan Trimester…. ?”

“I don’t think you should be giving motivational advice on anything ?

Here a kid, there a kid, everywhere a kid kid!”

“Without Koko baby, We wouldn’t know you existed, climb with your own stairs ??.”

Tristan is expecting his second baby with Khloe Kardashian via surrogate. This will be his fourth child.

He has a son, Prince, with ex-girlfriend Jordan Craig, a daughter, True, with Khloe, and he welcomed a son, Theo, in December 2021 with Maralee Nichols.

Tristan got Nichols pregnant in March 2021 while he was exclusively dating the Good American co-founder. His paternity scandal with Nichols broke in late November weeks before she gave birth.

Khloe’s representatives released a statement confirming their second child, which is rumored to be a boy, was conceived in November prior to Khloe having knowledge about his child with Nichols.

“We can confirm True will have a sibling who was conceived in November. Khloé is incredibly grateful to the extraordinary surrogate for such a beautiful blessing. We'd like to ask for kindness and privacy so that Khloe can focus on her family,” the statement read. “Khloe and Tristan are not back together and have not spoken since December outside of co-parenting matters. The baby was conceived via surrogate before it was revealed to Khloe and the public that Tristan was having a baby with someone else in December.”