Are you a man with a “third leg” who can’t find love?
Well, now is your chance!
UK-based producers are looking for overly endowed men to share their positive and negative experiences of having a massive meat schlong.
“Too Large For Love?” is a bold, new, boundary breaking documentary being filmed across the pond.
The casting call reads, “We’d like to speak to people about their positive and negative experiences of having a large penis, or being with someone who has one.”
Are You Too Large For Love?
“A recent survey found that nearly half of the male population wish they had a bigger penis. So, a bigger penis, a better life, right? Well, not always,” the casting call continued. “A brand-new documentary is to discuss the hidden problems of living with a very large penis, how it effects all aspects of life including your sex life, and what help is out there for those in need.”
All ethnicities and sexualities are welcome, but you must be 18-years or older to apply.
Having A Gigantic Penis Isn’t Always A Positive Thing!
Per Wales Online, the team behind the show stresses that the program will discuss this topic in a manner that will be appropriate for general adult audiences and will not be pornographic. Nudity will be involved in the production but it is not a requirement for successful applicants.
While having a large power tool might seem like the genetic jackpot, it can present a bevy of problems.
According to Men’s Health, men with sizeable peckers often have trouble finding condoms that fit and are more prone to injuring their partner
The publication did a piece on three men: Jordan, Falcon and Todd, with massive “members.”
One man said he ruptured his partner’s ovarian cyst during sex due to his large penis.
“She was doubled over in pain after we finished,” said Todd. “Looking back, I don’t know how we avoided the emergency room.”
According to Brian Steixner, M.D., Medical Director of Urology at Barton Health, having a “problematically large” penis is a thing.
“From what I can determine, if your penis is larger than 8 inches in length when erect, it puts you in the top 2 percent of people in the world,” Dr. Steixner said.
The Journal of Sexual Medicine reports the average flaccid penis is somewhere between 3.5 to 4 inches, while the average erection falls in the 4.5- to 6.5-inch range.
Twitter Reacts To “Too Large For Love?” Casting Call!
Twitter was full of funny commentary.
“Don’t want to Bragg but I’m in talks for the potential sequel ‘Too Small To Love,’” one person joked.
“Unfortunately I’m busy when it’s shooting or I could have let all 6 inches rip,” another tweeted.
This person commented, “Sadly my afro was too large and they eliminated me.”
“Reach out to my publicist, my dong deserves to be on the big screens,” an enthusiastic person wrote.