Britney Spears is now out for the blood of therapists if her latest Instagram rant is anything to go by. In a more than two-and-a-half minutes “skit” as her fans labeled it, she mocked therapists by pretending to be one, speaking in an overly excited raspy voice, and fans felt she needed to be their therapist now.
Here’s all that Britney said and wrote as she showed off her acting chops, with a surprise visit from a tiny black kitten that stole all hearts.
Britney Spears Want Therapists To Do What Now?
In the video rant, Britney faces the camera with the widest, most artificial smile and voice she can manage, and it seems, her acting career is just waiting for her around the corner with the talent she showed.
Wearing a lace dress with bell sleeves, with her blonde locks falling attractively around her, Spears mimicked the “typical” therapist spiel, pretending to be talking to a patient, with some “issues” and a “divorce”. She wore a pair of work black pumps and mimicked the lines her therapists would use on her while she was under the 13-year conservatorship. She started off the video with a yellowish-orange filter, later switching to a green one and then back to the original one.
Before we tell you what she said on the video, her caption was equally direct, as she wrote, “After doing exactly 840 hours of unwanted therapy in a motherf***ing chair … this is my message to all my therapists and people who took my money 💰 ”
Clearly, Britney is in the mood to flay, and her caption and accompanying video hit hard.
She then dropped the bomb on the therapists, asking them to “KISS MY MOTHERF***ING A**.” This was followed by a kiss emoji and a peach one.
Give Britney An Oscar, Clamor Some Fans
The caption continued in not-so-polite terms, “I guess I’m a scholar at this point 🤷🏼♀️… again to my family who condoned this torture … I will say till the day I die … go to hell !!! And if you think I’m lying or that’s impossible to do … do your research !!!! Pssst is it awkward or uncomfortable to watch this video ???? GOOD!!!!”
This was followed a four middle-finger emojis as well.
Fans immediately started commenting on her video, with tons of empathy pouring in.
“So sorry you went through that!”
“Love to see you free girl! ❤️ love to you forever!❤️❤️❤️”
“Karma baby karma will get them 🔥 trust me.”
“Love you but can we not shame counselors and social workers as a field of professionals?”
“Forced therapy is torture! You need a good therapist, someone who is on your side! Not on your torturers’! I am glad you were able to get out. Keep the catharsis going, feel and enjoy your freedom.
To all saying that she needs help, no. You need help. She is finally able to speak her mind, let her do her thing. She is hurting no one.”
But then again, there were “concerned” commenters as well, the one who having the rallying cry of “Are you okay?”, and the trolls.
“I just cannot fathom how a one rich person cannot use her money wisely now that shes free and get a GOOD therapist instead of new pets, weird clothes & expensive trips 🤷♀️ nothing about this grown woman makes sense.”
“Did I miss the point? The first 2 min I understood then it’s like something snapped. This worries me but like she said “good”. God I hope she’s ok. 😢”
“Lets all pretend this is normal and encourage her by saying “yasss Britney! Queen I love you!” Clearly this is some mental shit right here.”
Britney Spears Showed Off Some Serious Comedy
After having suffered a recent miscarriage, Britney seems to be in a happier place now as she took to the camera to do some sarcastic comedy. The mother-of-two took to speaking in a raspy, overbright voice and smile.
She started off by saying, “Hiiii. I’m just so happy you’re able to make it back here today and do therapy again.”
She then continued saying, “How have you been? Um, it’s so good to see that little face of yours” in a very excited tone of voice, smiling so hard, we are sure her jaw muscle ached.
Britney pretended to be a therapist to a man undergoing a divorce as she said, “I heard about your divorce. Yeah, I heard. And you’ve shared with me the issues you were having. And I helped you through them.”
She then emphasized how, “after just a couple of more sessions, the patient will be “on their way” and made elaborate hand gestures to show the same.
The highlight of the rant had to be the little black kitty who walked through the middle of it and walked off as soon as Britney turned and looked at it.
Fans noticed it too, writing, “Omg the tiny kitten that walked through 😍”
Meanwhile, many agreed with this fan right here, who said, “Amy Schumer wishes she was this funny.”
Here’s the rant.
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