Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Has Thunder Things For Black Adam
The term thunder thighs is usually used for the female form, often referring to a curvier female than a catcwalk-skinny one, and soemthing that non-zero-size women have to come to pride themselves on.
But honestly, when it comes to the rippling tree trunks that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has for thighs, we are more than happy to pass on the title to him. Especially since he is Black Adam, the arch nemesis of Captain Marvel and the next big villain in the MCU.
First, Golden Hands
For a man basically as big as a, well, rock, Dwayne Johnson sure has no issues hunkering down to brush the tangles from his little girl’s hair, and doing a fairly good job of it.
And he was pretty proud himself as well… Saying how she was initially terrified that he was detangling her hair and later, he wrote “you’ll see the calming energy, exceptional hair skills and extraordinary patience that daddy aka Mr. golden hands puts on full display”
He later added, “I may be bald but I know a thing or two about hair. Mainly because I wish I had it ?”
Look at that terrified little face of Tia…
Then, The Golden Cheers
And now he has another reason to celebrate, and it’s the fact that his brand of tequila is clearly taking over the world, or at least the nights of the world.
Wrote the man, “An icy, gratitude fueled special @teremana Tuesday toast to all of you ??? THANK YOU for making Teremana the most exciting and record-setting tequila in the world. Highest in quality, best in taste, and truly the tequila of the people.”
The Rock’s fans were busy congratulating him. And now he is bring out Zoa too, an energy drink.
Presenting, Thunder Thighs
Johnson is nothing if persistent and to truly embody what Black Adam is, or at least looks like, he’s burning midnight oil.
Says The Rock, “Midnight oil burners ??and training hard/dialing in my conditioning for BLACK ADAM⚡️
Always be grateful for the grind and remember to have some fun along the way.”
Wrote one fan, “Only makes sense BLACK ADAM trains at midnight ⚡️”.
Although the more on point comment was, “Your thigh is bigger than, well, pretty much everything.” So Black Adam and big thighs have to equal Thunder thighs, no?
Here’s how The Rock trains!
Maui Come To Life?
Put a headful of curls on this guy, and this is Maui come to life, and we don’t just mean because it was Johnson who voiced this animated character in the movie Moana.
The tattoo and the way he is jacked makes him look like a demi-god, making his fans comment, “Looking good big man. Better than ever actually. Respect ??????”.
And why not, because apparently, while he does not have the heart of the ocean, he certainly does have a pearl.