Kate Beckinsale is literally wearing a sausage penis, and this isn't safe for kids. The 47-year-old actress, last year telling talk show queen Kelly Ripa that her faucets are "phallic," yesterday kept up the word with a little strap-on action, posting for her 4.5 million Instagram followers and going very NSFW. Kate was with a female friend, both had sausages strapped to their pants, and fans got the "Underworld" actress in a little shirt lift to round it all off. Check it out below.