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Kelly Ripa poses in selfie mode with husband Mark

Kelly Ripa 'All Trick, No Treat' With Husband's Penis Drama

By Rebecca Cukier

Kelly Ripa dressed up as a glittery princess in a tight corset didn't come without the penis-gate mention – if you aren't up-to-date, the 50-year-old "Live! With Kelly and Ryan" host fronted media outlets this month for hunky husband Mark Consuelos' big bulge, with Saturday bringing the talk show queen back to Instagram, and seemingly disappointing her fans. Kelly's weekend was packed with two Halloween costumes as she posed with her 1996-married husband. As usual, though, the caption was the real treat. Check it out below.

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Penis-Gate Not Forgotten

Kelly Ripa poses laughing in a short dress and heels

Scroll for the photos. They come shortly after Kelly shared a throwback of "Riverdale" actor Mark "packing" heat and dressed in a cop uniform from TV series "CHiPs."

Today brought the popular couple in twinning mode. Kelly and Mark had gone regal, with the former "All My Children" actress showing off her super-slim frame in a French bourgeoisie-style dress with paneled, white satin fabrics, glitter embellishments, gold trim, plus a sparkly headcrown – Mark was next to his wife and matching her in a prince costume.

No Bulge For You 'Thirst Buckets!!'

Kelly Ripa poses in a princess outfit with husband Mark as prince

Keep scrolling for the bulge snap that kicked it all off. Kelly, also offering a far spookier Corpse Bride-esque look with a swipe-right, then took to her caption. Clearly, the mom of three didn't want half of Instagram zero'ing in on her husband's package. In fact, she took measures to ensure it wouldn't happen.

"A costumed how it started, how it’s going, and i cropped at the crotch you thirst buckets. All trick, no treat. #halloween 2020 👻🎃🦇🕸🦉💀," the star wrote.

Check Out Mark's Package Below!

Kelly Ripa poses with her glam artist

Kelly's post has not been ignored. Fans loved the look, but complaints over Kelly's precautionary cropping were quick to fly in – "Come on it’s 2020, please don’t crop!!!!! 😂😂😂" one fan wrote.

"Thirst buckets. I’m dying 😂," another said – and it wouldn't be the first "thirst" issue Kelly has faced. Summer 2020 brought 19-year-old daughter Lola Grace Consuelos admitting she's "disgusted" by the "thirst trap" photos Kelly posts of Mark. These invariably see him shirtless or bobbing around a pool.

Mark's Bulge Or His 'Shadow'?

Mark Consuelos as CHIPS with a friend

Talk got heated on Kelly's Instagram after the bulge snap, with one fan writing: "OMG your husband's basket." Mark had swooped in to write: "Full disclosure, I believe that's definitely a shadow that's causing that bulging effect," with Kelly then seeming to address her husband's penis size.

"Ummmmm baby are you seeing shadows?" the blonde wrote.

Kelly is also fresh from sharing a shirtless bed snap of her husband. Who can blame her, though, with Mark currently 3,000 miles away as he shoots CW series "Riverdale" in Vancouver, Canada.

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