Pete Davidson Says His Manhood Is A 'Scientific Wonder'
By MLC on December 7, 2021 at 12:00 PM EST
Well, we now know why Pete Davidson gets drop-dead gorgeous woman after drop-dead gorgeous woman.
The ‘SNL’ star says his manhood is a “scientific wonder.”
No WONDER he was able to get Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale.
The comedian and his bestie, Machine Gun Kelly (MGK), took over Calvin Klein’s Instagram on Monday evening.
Pete & MGK strip down to their underwear on IG Live
The friends went live on the app and their chat didn’t disappoint.
MGK and Pete started the live out fully-clothed and discussed how they were preparing for a possible Calvin Klein photoshoot.
“I didn’t eat for like two weeks. I got a parasite. It’s still in my stomach. I have to go get it removed,” Pete joked.
“This wasn’t really what I expected of the…” MGK said.
Pete added, “I thought we’d be in our undies and stuff. You know?”
MGK suggested they “stuff it” so they appear bigger on a billboard.
As the video went on, Pete and MGK slowly strip down to their skivvies while striking different poses, and suggesting how to get the ‘downstairs’ ready for its closeup.
Pete's ready for his closeup
“Obviously fluff up the boys, stuff a banana in there,” Pete advised to MGK.
The friends exchanged some hilarious banter while showing off their junk in Calvin Klein underwear.
Pete congratulates his friend saying, “I get it now, I get it now. Good for you, good for you dog.”
MGK suggested stuffing socks in his underwear to help out, Pete advised you can’t go into the photoshoot cold.
“You can’t just go in cold. I am a grower for sure. I’m not really a grower or a shower, it’s actually the same small and hard,” he joked. “It’s actually a scientific wonder.”
So, could Pete and MGK be the next spokesmen for Calvin Klein?
The guys make a very good case for why they should be the new faces of the brand.
“We could’ve got all the dirty people to buy underwear. You know, like dirty trash, like our fans. We could’ve reached like a whole other fanbase, people that don’t wear underwear,” Pete suggested.
MGK chimed in, “Also Calvin, if you do want to hit us up and let us know your feedback about the shots, obviously we can work on the poses more.”
Pete suggets they can reach the "dirty" people as spokesmen
The two end the live stream with their pants down, pop corn flying through the air and a big ole’ crotch shot of Pete.
Sounds like a solid day on the job for the two.
