Big Bird & Elmo Get Disinvited To Republican Convention!

Big Bird has gotten the AXE from the 2022 Conservative Political Action Conference better known as CPAC.

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Last week, The Blast informed you Big Bird announced he had gotten vaccinated.

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On Saturday November 6, the official Big Bird Twitter account tweeted, “I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it’ll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.”

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It appears the Republican Party also got wind of Big Bird’s “big propaganda,” and has officially pulled a Gretchen Wieners and yelled, “YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!”

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But don’t worry, Big Bird isn’t the only one from “Sesame Street,” getting the boot from CPAC.

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The official CPAC Twitter account tweeted a flyer with Big Bird alongside Bert & Ernie earlier this week and wrote, “Big Bird. Big Gov. Mandates? NO 👏THANK 👏YOU.”

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Comedian Patton Oswalt couldn’t believe this was an actual, factual tweet from CPAC.

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“Wait, is this real? Is this a parody account? @CPAC made an ACTUAL poster saying they were disinviting children’s puppets to an event? Ha ha. A HA HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @CPAC is so f***ing dumb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you stupid idiots AHAHHAAHAHAHAH.”

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