It might be toxic out there, but she's not slippin' under!
Britney Spears has the unique ability of posting literally the most random content without losing any credibility amongst her fans. In fact, since Spears' social isolation has only aided the amping up said sharing, the many monikers placed upon her by us peasants has only multiplied.
It was with this in mind that we compiled a quick collection of Spears' social media musings she mustered up whilst constrained to the confines of her Calabasas compound.
For starters, she wants you to know that she likes "the white flower in [her] garden better than the pink one."