Raise your hand if you thought Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were going to just quietly head to Canada, hole up in their borrowed mansion and spend the rest of their lives as hermits doing yoga, hiking, and drinking green juices? Anyone? Yeah, me neither.
Despite the fact that they first acted as if they were leaving the royal family because they are tired of the royal goldfish bowl, these two are generating press now more than ever.
Almost all of it is negative, minus the handful of celebrities looking to infiltrate their inner circle to remain relevant.