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Channing Tatum Loves Jessie J (But Not the English Language)

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By Alyssa McCraw

Channing Tatum and Jessie J officially confirmed their re-relationship status on Thursday night. The subtle announcement came via Channing's Instagram account in a photo where the pair is seen donning inflatable hats. "Gonna watch this unicorn sang!" he said.

Super happy for them, but the best part of all came as a result of someone commenting that "Jenna looks better with you." Channing took the time to leave not one but two lengthy comments in response to the troll, but readers had a hard time deciphering his responses.

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"You seem as good a of terrible happy people hating thoughtless person as any of them. why don't you seriously think about what your doing."

Yes, this is an exact quote. He's since turned off comments on this photo, so we're glad @commentsbycelebs grabbed the screenshots. We'll continue on now as long as you know that these are Channing's words - not ours.

"It's hurtful and i ain't about it. If you can't not be a horrible hateful person on my page and support the infinite and untouchable beauty and woman that jess is.... please kindly get TF out of here."

On the real, though - is there any way to "kindly" say that to a person?

"No one wants you here. Especially me. And ain't no body more stunning and beautiful to look at but even more as a human than Jess. And yeah that includes my ex. Sorry about your opinion. But what i said is facts. just facts.

You heard the man - "it's facts."

Some fans laughed it off, accusing Tatum of being drunk. Others, though, got onto people like us - they praised him for defending his woman with multiple paragraphs while we were busy picking apart his grammar. This goes way beyond grammar, dear.

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He did take the time to clear up bringing his ex-wife into the matter - sort of. "Jenna is beautiful and amazing in her own right," he said in his second comment, but here's where it gets fun.

"But no and i mean no is more beautiful or better than anyone else. Beauty isn't measurable. It's in the eye of the beholder.

We saw this going a few different ways, but now we're just all kinds of confused - was he originally trying to say that no one is more beautiful than Jessie J? In his closing statements, Tatum referred to his followers "infinitely beautiful people" and said he was going to "cuddle up" in his girlfriend's "beautiful heart."

Well, we do love a man that uses his words, so we'll leave you with this instead of writing a witty sign-off:

"Ok bye be careful with your actions it's what you create for yourself." - Channing Tatum

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