Airline travel has to be one of the most hectic nuances of the human experience. For starters you need to arrive early in order to ensure speedy check-in. Afterwards you're rushed into a line to wait around like cattle before having your documents looked over once again (a safety precaution born from the aftermath of 9/11). Finally, once you've sashayed past all of that craziness THEN you have to remove certain articles of clothing to go through a security check. And then...you wait.