Kate Beckinsale managed to deliver two things at once with her weekend Instagram update. The 46-year-old actress did an A-OK job showcasing her glam look from the Critics Choice Awards – she also managed to turn her update into the most hilarious thing ever.
FYI, if you aren’t quite up-to-date on the humor that is Kate Beckinsale’s Instagram, you might want to check the account out.
Kate’s post last night was formed of four photos that were very red carpet-ready. Less glossy was the admission made in the “Underworld” star’s caption.
Anyone landing on Kate’s Instagram was greeted with the star looking gorgeous in a slinky, sparkly, and one-shouldered dress. Kate had slipped into the silvery-mauve number and was rocking it like a pro.
The sexy look was doing wonders for Kate’s gym-honed body, however a caption spoke of, well, bodily functions.
“#criticschoiceawards 2020. Shortly after presenting I skidded at least a kilometer on a vegan burrito. It’s good to be always reminded that one is a tw*t at celebratory events ??,” Kate wrote.
Kate’s Instagram followers left notes about the dress, but a popular comment piggy-backed off a mind-blowing flexibility video posted shortly before Kate hit the red carpet.
Kate had shared a bare-legged and jaw-dropping video of herself having her legs glammed-up and bronzed – also acting as a reminder of her rubbery and steely and strength.
“No need for the leg makeup in this case!” a fan told Kate in this post.
“It was lotion..helps sheer dress not get caught up if your legs aren’t dry old twigs,” Kate replied.
“Don’t you slip off the toilet seat, though?” the fan was quick to ask.
“Oh, like a turbo rocket,” Kate wrote back.
Some fans seemed just too wowed by the elegant, feminine look to remark on the caption.
“You’re almost too beautiful,” one fan wrote.
“You so so gorgeous,” another told Kate.
For others, though, it was just too good to ignore.
“Omg! I thought you were Millie Bobby Brown & was about to lose my mind at the tw*t comment!” was one reply.
“Bahahaha! #MyFavoriteTw*t” was another.
Kate’s update also proved popular overall, racking up over 117,000 likes overnight. The video seemed to rake in way more engagement, though. That post clocked over 1.7 million views by the time the sun rose.
Kate’s Instagram does show the standard red carpet looks and fitness videos, but this girl isn’t your average celeb.
Kate has squatted weights over a toilet. Christmas 2019 saw the actress “not realize” that she was straddling Santa Claus. The actress has told Kelly Ripa that the faucets on the set of “Live!” are phallic, called a punching bag a “phallic duvet,” and even done the same for a candle.
Yes, it’s NSFW on this star’s social media. Then again, it’s also totally hilarious.