Chrissy Teigen Documents Frist Peloton Ride... It's A HILARIOUS Failure

Chrissy Teigen is just up in the gym *attempting* to work on her fitness and luckily, we are her witness!

Sadly, this particular gym session didn’t quite work out as Chrissy had hoped, but at least her abs got a workout from laughing hysterically.

As we know, the “Cravings” author has been having a rough go with getting her pre-pregnancy body back since she miscarried her third child over a year ago.

She’s been open about how she feels her body is “stuck” and that she is constantly reminded of her tragic loss every time she looks at her body in the mirror.

But that is all about to change now that Chrissy and John Legend have the hottest commodity to come out of the quarantine… a PELOTON!!!!

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The former supermodel documented her first encounter with the stationary workout bike and be warned, your abs may hurt at the end of this.

Chrissy tweeted on Monday, October 4, “i got a peloton lol I swore up and down I never would but alas. may my life take as many turns as these wheels?? they don’t turn right ? what is this?”

Her Peloton journey didn’t stop there.

She then added a video that showed her taking out different attachments to put on the bike and compared one of them to a woman’s reproductive system.

“What is this? Fallopian tubes,” she said while holding up a black piece of plastic that quite honestly looks like female fallopian tubes.

Then, as she was getting ready to ride, her Peloton greeted her with an error message.

Hmm, I wonder if the whole Facebook/Instagram shutdown affected Peloton as well…?

Anyways, back to Chrissy’s bike.

The message said, “There is an issue with your device,” to which the mother-of-two responded, “Oh, don’t even!!!” In the meantime, Chrissy did a little jig in the mirror to get warmed up…?

She then compared her frustration to the ICONIC “Angry Arthur the Aardvark” statue, which she just so happened to have in her home, because you know the joke about John and Arthur, right?

John helped buckle her into her shoes and onto the bike, but that damn ‘error’ message was still shining bright on her Peloton screen.

So, Chrissy came to the following conclusion: “Well, if God doesn’t want me to workout, then I guess I just gotta listen to God. We tried and that is really all that matters.”

Coming in hot with words of encouragement, Chrissy’s other half noted, “You tried, so tell yourself how grateful you are to yourself. You’re investing in yourself.”

Awe, now that’s TRUE LOVE right there!

Better luck next time, Chrissy!